Dear Democrats

You've won. Now don't fuck it up. Here's some good advice. I especially like #4 and #7.

We'll be watching and be sure to let you know when you're not living up to Democratic ideals, especially the really crazy liberal stuff like opposing torture and supporting habeas corpus.

I also have an additional rule. Never, ever forget that he called a victory for the Democrats, a victory for the terrorists. That's who you're dealing with. That's what he believes.


love,

st3veh

Dear Democrats