I especially loves me some good ole fashioned huntin'. I'm a gonna shoot me a trophy bear. I'm a gonna just buy a tame one for $5,000 and shoot it while it's trapped in a cage. Then, I'm a gonna pretend that I was a real he-man hunter, get some fraudulent tags, a fraudulent videotape and try to make it look like it was a fair kill.
This is where our justice system should get creative. They should just roll this guy in some honey and fish guts and drop him in with some bears at the zoo, after they haven't eaten for a day or two. If that's not possible, I really hope he makes a nice wife for someone in prison.
He gets a letter from Jesus' General.
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