01 February 2006

Preznit vs. Homer J.

A SOTU rebuttal for the ages. Here are some excerpts:
“We remain on the offensive against terror networks. We have killed or captured many of their leaders — and for the others, their day will come.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 31, 2006

"The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten!!!"
-Homer J. Simpson

“Our work in Iraq is difficult, because our enemy is brutal. But that brutality has not stopped the dramatic progress of a new democracy. In less than three years, that nation has gone from dictatorship, to liberation, to sovereignty, to a constitution, to national elections. At the same time, our coalition has been relentless in shutting off terrorist infiltration, clearing out insurgent strongholds, and turning over territory to Iraqi security forces.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 31, 2006

"Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!"
-Homer J. Simpson

“I am confident in our plan for victory ... I am confident in the will of the Iraqi people ... I am confident in the skill and spirit of our military. Fellow citizens, we are in this fight to win, and we are winning.”
-George ‘Dubya’ Bush, January 31, 2006

"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
-Homer J. Simpson
Enjoy the rest.

(via TBogg)

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