24 January 2006

Jesus Walks

Somebody alert Falwell, Dobson, and Robertson.

Jesus is black.

And he's on the cover of Rolling Stone.

Our Christian Republic is in peril.

Let the fake outrage begin.

Update: I see it has already begun.

Remember kids, only white people can pose as Jesus. Blacks and/or rock stars and rappers, well, according to Jonah, they can just pose as Muhammad. That would take guts, unlike say, supporting a war but refusing to sign up to fight in it, while simultaneously calling anyone who opposes it terrorist sympathizers.

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