Be All You Can Be

I love Tbogg's solution to the recruiting crisis. Start with the WarPartyPoliticians, WarPartyActivists, WarMedia, Warbloggers, WarPreachers, and anyone with a W sticker on their car.

We've already addressed this in a specific way earlier today but I really want to help out the recruiters because it's through no fault of their own that they've been dealt such a shitty hand by the Administration. So here you go recruiter guys. You can thank me later.

1. Hang out in shopping center parking lots and walk up and talk to anyone who has a W2004 sticker on their car. Ask to see pictures of their kids.

2. College campuses: Don't bother with setting up a table and hoping students will stop to chat. Instead find out when the Young Americans for Freedom are meeting and show up. Advertise here. These guys look healthy and ready to go.

3. Contact these guys. If their kids are too old, ask about their grandkids then invite yourself to dinner.

4. Try him

and him

and especially him

5. These guys have a pretty comprehensive mailing list. Buy it. Don't waste your time on this guy, but if you do: don't ask.

6. And since you're going to keep women active....these girls?Unemployed.

We are all Fortunate Sons now.

Yeh, some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give,
oh, they only answer, more, more, more, yoh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no military son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate son, no no no,

Be All You Can Be